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The Scotsman
Reviewed April 20, 2008 by Stuart
Kelly
IN THE history of publishing there must have been many more
scintillating and attention-grabbing pitches to editors than
"it's the memoirs of a twenty-something librarian".
Unfortunately, and unfairly, most people's immediate mental
image associated with the word "librarian" will be a composite
of grey buns, horn-rimmed spectacles, suede elbow-patches and
pursed lips.
Even if it is pointed out that some rather famous and
interesting people (the artist Marcel Duchamp, the erotic writer
Georges Bataille, the Renaissance magician John Dee; heck, even
Casanova!) were once librarians, it has the air of special
pleading. Even the Bible is down on librarians. In Ecclesiastes
it is written: "As regards anything besides these, my son, take
a warning: To the making of many books there is no end, and much
devotion to them is wearisome to the flesh."
So Scott Douglas must have had a mighty pile of preconceptions
to shift in convincing publishers that his memoirs, about being
a public librarian in the Californian city of Anaheim, were
worth a second glance. Thank goodness that he managed. Quiet,
Please may be unassuming and almost pathologically
self-deprecating on the surface, but it has a core of genuine
humanity, comedy and warmth that is so often lacking from more
outwardly glitzy autobiographies.
Douglas, by his own account, drifted into librarianship. As he
applies for a postgraduate course he writes: "Maybe I didn't
have what it would take; maybe I wouldn't even want to be a
librarian. But, as of that moment, I didn't really care. The
tuition was free and it allowed me to put off my life choices
for just a bit longer."
There is a rich vein of humour in the book, at times wry and at
others boisterous, like a Douglas Coupland slacker hero
relocated from the world of e-commerce. On his first day at
work, Douglas is shocked to discover that his fellow librarians
think that Thomas Pynchon is someone going out with Julia
Roberts, and is cautioned (as if he were a rookie cop) not to
"try and handle it yourself" if a library user is obviously
masturbating at a free internet terminal. Being a librarian, he
discovers, is not as much about ivory towers and great
literature as it is about making popcorn, getting physically
assaulted by 70-year-old women and cleaning up vomit.
His relationships with his co-workers are an ongoing source of
comedy, albeit a kind of cringe-inducing absurdity that will be
familiar to fans of The Office. In particular Brenda, a wannabe
dictator with an inferiority complex, reveals the surprising
levels of confrontation, tension and intrigue that go on behind
the reference desk.
The library is not, Douglas learns, about books, but people. He
writes with a very American disarming honesty: one chapter even
begins: "I'm not a fan of the handicapped." But over the chapter
his initial discomfort is converted into a realisation that this
place is as much theirs as it is the researchers, the teenagers,
the lonely war veterans and the homeless. These people's
stories, such as the old woman who thinks the Eskimos are going
to attack, are funny, but they themselves are not mocked.
It must have helped in getting Quiet, Please into print that it
began life on the website of über-hip literary group McSweeney's.
Douglas uses the same kind of knowing, geekily self-conscious
style as the movement's founder, Dave Eggers (author of A
Heartbreaking Work Of Staggering Genius); and the text is
peppered with double-take footnotes. "But I'm not bitter", for
example, is footnoted "I am, in fact, bitter". There are Q&A
sections, inset quirky facts and mordant political asides.
This style can become self-indulgent, but although Douglas does
include an overlong and vaguely embarrassing ream of
acknowledgements, he doesn't fall into the kind of hopeless
narcissism that has typified some of the more recent
McSweeney-ite productions (such as Amy Krouse Rosenthal's
irksomely winsome Encyclopaedia Of An Ordinary Life).
What insulates Quiet, Please from that corrosive flippancy is
the hidden narrative of the memoir. It's all about how a shy,
tetchy, purposeless young man became interested in other people.
Without getting schmaltzy, even a character as mean-spirited as
Brenda is shown to have more humane qualities. Douglas gradually
becomes proud to be a public servant, regardless of how
annoying, mad, tragic or peculiar that public is. |